Clan is in quotes because the chat channel I frequent isn't really a clan in the strictest definition. It began yesterday, probably from boredom and that Merch wasn't online to keep people on the straight and narrow. The brilliant idea: see the KBD. Yeah. Mkai you guys do that; I'll be over here not dying. Cougs used her Ring of Charos (a) to charm me into going with them. The them: Guildwars, Cougarsrule, Eman, Em and I don't know who else. We met at the Jolly Boar Inn in Varrock and Guild led us to the lesser demon area. Halfway there, we got split up - I was with Guild at the red dragons and Cougs lead everyone else to the green dragons south of the lava maze. Finally, we met up the the lessers on the west side of the maze. We all went down the ladder, then flipped the level. Confusing as there was no organization, so we all got fried except for Em iirc.
This time, we planned. Bring anti dragon shields people. I tele'd to Edgeville to get the extra 2 points in prayer and grabbed a few sets of monk robes. Jolly Boar Inn again and this time I'm leading the train! Gulp. We (same people as before with the addition of Pen Knee) took the scenic route through the forest and some green dragons. Great, down the ladder again and we pretty much used the lever at one time instead of individually. Cougs ran for the treasure chests, or so she told us over chat, and when I ran to face the KBD, there were 2 others there. Seems everyone else had died already. Following Em's lead, I'd tossed up protection from magic prayer before pulling the lever. I died soon and ended up in front of the gates to Camelot (what a silly place). I'd lost one of my anti dragon shields.
I'm on the left, Em (I think) is at the top and someone else on the bottom.
Today, I'd hoped to get a farming level and struggle towards 1m hunter XP. I got 85 farming.
The other big thing: Eman. He asked if I had a wild pie. Yeah I had 2 in case someone needed 1 for the Varrock diary. We met at the farming plots at Catherby and I found out why he wanted the pie. He had 1 quest left to get the quest cape: Path of Glouphrie and he didn't have the slayer levels, so he wanted the pies which add +5 to slayer. To each his own, I guess, I would've just trained slayer. He wanted more pies because they only last a short time and the warped terrorbirds are pretty tough for an 86 combatant. I got 7 chompy birds (3 at once!), 7 bear meat and asked where Eman went. Cougs said he logged off to help his brother. Okay, I'll get the rabbit meat, too. Zach made a point about burning the pies even at level 99 cooking and suggested using the Lunar spell, Bake Pie. Sounds good. I switched over to lunar magic, tele'd to my house and made the pies. I freaked someone out at the bank in Yanille with the spell effect. Who uses Lunar magic that much anyway? Now, I have 7 wild pies which are eaten in 2 bites and they should last Eman through the killing of the terrorbirds.
Eman logged on again and I told him about the pies. We met in Falador and I gave him the pies plus some prayer potions, too, because he'd been bitching about needing some. He's off to do the quest and would keep us updated via the clan chat. I returned to hunting prickly kebbits and catching the stray impling that floated by me. Eman was doing okay, until he was in the sewer part where he had to run by warped terrorbirds and mutated tortoises to get to the actual birds to kill. He got lost, so I tried to guide him where to go, but I'd gotten lost there when I did the quest. I told him over chat about some landmarks to look for which apparently helped as he mentioned he'd found the boss monsters. Things went on as the Canting Away crew hurriedly threw on their "good" clothes for the cape party, found their way to Draynor village and waited to hear how he was doing. Eman said, "1 down" and we cheered for him. "2 down" and more cheering, myself chanting "go eman go eman go eman". I'd dressed out in my quest cape, elegant green blouse, Vyrewatch pants and boots, black flowers and even drug my cat, Slash, out of the bank.
The Old Man's tiny room is very small so I waited outside for Eman to get there. Most had brought gifts to celebrate. Myself, I dug out a black heraldic helm (h1) from my treasure chest and saved a spinach roll the Mysterious Old Man (MOM) gave me an hour earlier.
The congrats messages. Mine got fucked up.
Eman does his emoshun for us n00bs
Eman and I emote together.
Then, it was a conga line to Falador party room. We had some followers, we moved our asses to Reaver's house in Rimmington. There was a prayer race and my team lost. We had a free-for-all boxing match which Merch won. Reaver randomly dropped stuff outside and I got poison ivy seeds, an acorn and a ruby. After that, we played scavenger hunt. I won by trading a spade to Reaver and got a monkfish. I had to leave at that point because I'd eaten a lot of Twizzlers last night and I had the Hershey squirts.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Into Each Generation
My goal for today is accomplished - 73 slayer. After many hours of exchanging bronze dragons, sea snakes and kurasks for goblins, minotaurs and spiders, I finally got 3 assignments I sank into like a comfy sofa: 121 trolls, 145 fire giants and 123 fire giants. The trolls I killed were in the passage up from the way to the dwarf city, Keldagrim. There's a set of stairs, too, which I'll investigate tomorrow. Fire giants I always fight in the smokey well as I'm usually the only person there. Mostly, the smokey well is used for Desert Treasure questers and dust devil slayage. I did meet up with Mirette7 at the giants, but she was extremely pleasant to fight beside because we shared the 4 giants between ourselves. I buried the bones in the dungeon and eventually got a shade random, which I fought. I had 6 monks left and I wanted to conserve them for my slaying duty, so I tossed up protect from melee prayer. Mirette7 offered food, but I declined with a polite thanks.
The bonuses of today: 82 attack and 103 combat.
Lastly, here's the quote of the day from Merch Gwyar's chat channel, Canting Away:
XD
^Speaking of that, I'm going to look for some of the smilies I use and load up the emoticons.
The bonuses of today: 82 attack and 103 combat.
Lastly, here's the quote of the day from Merch Gwyar's chat channel, Canting Away:
XD
^Speaking of that, I'm going to look for some of the smilies I use and load up the emoticons.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Road Trip!!
After hearing about Merch's fiasco at the Wilderness agility course, found here, I decided to take a vacation from my day to wander the upper levels of the Gielinor map. I packed up a knife (to cut through webs), a full flask of tea (the Wildy is a dusty, dirty place) and a rope (just in case). I teleported to Trollheim because I wanted to use the shortcut there. I got lost and nearly ended up at God Wars! I found the right shortcut and took it. The walk to my first destination, the lava maze, grew long. I got a bit hungry because I hadn't eaten lunch yet, tea can only satisfy you so much and the maze is pretty long, so I opened the gate by some lesser demons and hopped down the ladder. At the bottom, I notice these pretty red spiders surrounding me. I saw the lever I was supposed to pull - the KBD's doorbell, I guess - and I did just that.
I appeared in a large cavern with lots of red dots on my mini map. This is loose change from scared adventurers. I heard the KBD behind me and before I could turn to give him a hearty hello, he made a toasty Kitt Fox sandwich. Ouch.
I showed up in front of Camelot's gate, none the worse for wear. My supplies were intact. I checked the kwuarm I have growing in Catherby, then tele'd to Varrock for another trip. I hadn't had a decent picture of the Chaos Elemental yet. It keeps exposing my film with its magic spells, but this time I used the digital camera that came with the tea flask to get this shot:
It wasn't happy about getting its picture taken and chased me around the rogue's castle until it grew tired.
Next, let me check out that volcano north of here. I walked briskly along the blackened earth, up hills and through gullies until I found lava floes. There were minor tremors as I explored, but nothing earth shattering happened. I took a chance and walked across the rickety bridge which spans the center of the volcano.
Feeling very brave now as I had seen no other players, I decided to see if I could get into the mage arena basement. I cautiously walked by the Ardougne lever, my eyes hawkishly watching the mini map for white dots. Wait, what? I'm here? I slashed at the 2 webs; it took a minute as my knife must've been dulled from carving out longbows. Okay, another lever. I pulled it and appeared in the basement. I spoke first with Kolodion, the man whom you must defeat to claim a god cape.
Next I spoke to Lundail, the rune shop owner, about adventurers that come here. I tried the sparkling pool, but it merely made my boots wet.
Well, I was done there. Time to head west to the agility arena and see what the fuss is all about. I've gone by the place many times on clue scrolls, but never stopped in. I had no idea what to do, so I followed what seemed logical to me at the time: keep right. I fell twice off the initial ledge. Over the ledge, through the pipe, swing, down the ladder (eek, skellies!), hop the lava and oh my god! I found the remains of Merch Gwyar's body! I wish I'd thought to bring my Guthix prayer book in order to say a few words to ease her rest.
I went around once and left, going west through the ice spiders, ice warriors and ice giants. I followed the fence for a bit until I saw a fenced in area to the south. I stepped toward it, noticed it was the area of lesser demons I'd visited earlier. I skipped passed them and found the runite rocks for F2P.
East of here is Red Dragon Island and my next stop. I still haven't seen anyone looking for a kill. I went through a gate after reading the appropriate Danger! sign. Oh, lookie: red dragons! There is one trapped on an island, but he would not stay still for a photo. I climbed up to the top of a hill and caught this lovely speciman:
It's close to time for my herbs to be done growing, so I headed in a southerly direction after getting around the lava protecting the red dragons. I knew I would run across some green dragons eventually and made the choice to get a snapshot or 2 of anyone hunting them. I found 3 such players (who may've been bots or real players, I don't know for certain). I even had time for a refreshing cuppa.
Mission accomplished! I returned to my walk, secure in the knowledge that Edgeville was somewhere to the south of me. I found the Zamorak mage and passed by an Abyssal runecrafter. A skeleton attacked me as I strolled by it. It got one last hit as I jumped the ditch, so I gave it a parting shot of my own:
I appeared in a large cavern with lots of red dots on my mini map. This is loose change from scared adventurers. I heard the KBD behind me and before I could turn to give him a hearty hello, he made a toasty Kitt Fox sandwich. Ouch.
I showed up in front of Camelot's gate, none the worse for wear. My supplies were intact. I checked the kwuarm I have growing in Catherby, then tele'd to Varrock for another trip. I hadn't had a decent picture of the Chaos Elemental yet. It keeps exposing my film with its magic spells, but this time I used the digital camera that came with the tea flask to get this shot:
It wasn't happy about getting its picture taken and chased me around the rogue's castle until it grew tired.
Next, let me check out that volcano north of here. I walked briskly along the blackened earth, up hills and through gullies until I found lava floes. There were minor tremors as I explored, but nothing earth shattering happened. I took a chance and walked across the rickety bridge which spans the center of the volcano.
Feeling very brave now as I had seen no other players, I decided to see if I could get into the mage arena basement. I cautiously walked by the Ardougne lever, my eyes hawkishly watching the mini map for white dots. Wait, what? I'm here? I slashed at the 2 webs; it took a minute as my knife must've been dulled from carving out longbows. Okay, another lever. I pulled it and appeared in the basement. I spoke first with Kolodion, the man whom you must defeat to claim a god cape.
Next I spoke to Lundail, the rune shop owner, about adventurers that come here. I tried the sparkling pool, but it merely made my boots wet.
Well, I was done there. Time to head west to the agility arena and see what the fuss is all about. I've gone by the place many times on clue scrolls, but never stopped in. I had no idea what to do, so I followed what seemed logical to me at the time: keep right. I fell twice off the initial ledge. Over the ledge, through the pipe, swing, down the ladder (eek, skellies!), hop the lava and oh my god! I found the remains of Merch Gwyar's body! I wish I'd thought to bring my Guthix prayer book in order to say a few words to ease her rest.
I went around once and left, going west through the ice spiders, ice warriors and ice giants. I followed the fence for a bit until I saw a fenced in area to the south. I stepped toward it, noticed it was the area of lesser demons I'd visited earlier. I skipped passed them and found the runite rocks for F2P.
East of here is Red Dragon Island and my next stop. I still haven't seen anyone looking for a kill. I went through a gate after reading the appropriate Danger! sign. Oh, lookie: red dragons! There is one trapped on an island, but he would not stay still for a photo. I climbed up to the top of a hill and caught this lovely speciman:
It's close to time for my herbs to be done growing, so I headed in a southerly direction after getting around the lava protecting the red dragons. I knew I would run across some green dragons eventually and made the choice to get a snapshot or 2 of anyone hunting them. I found 3 such players (who may've been bots or real players, I don't know for certain). I even had time for a refreshing cuppa.
Mission accomplished! I returned to my walk, secure in the knowledge that Edgeville was somewhere to the south of me. I found the Zamorak mage and passed by an Abyssal runecrafter. A skeleton attacked me as I strolled by it. It got one last hit as I jumped the ditch, so I gave it a parting shot of my own:
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Askillin' I Will Go
Yesterday was a blah day for RS. I did a bit of this and that and got 82 strength from fire giants which were a slayer task. Stupid Vannaka keeps giving me bronze dragons, sea snakes and stupid shit like that.
Today went better (so far) as I managed a hunter level without falling asleep. I have no clue why it makes me sleepy, but it does. I was coaxing prickly kebbits into getting their heads smashed by a large boulder held up with a flimsy stick. I tried red chinchompas before and did fall asleep. :P
I visited Miscellania and got my herbs and seeds. I id'ed and made potions, only finding that I fell 8k short of a level. Quickly, I ran through what herbs I had stocked (marrentil and toadflax) and the highest potion I could make with an easy-to-get second ingredient. Agility potions won out, so I went to the gnome stronghold and ripped the legs off 98 toads. Don't worry; the game tells me the poor toads will grow them back. XD
In the middle of my leg gathering, Mking asked me to help him with Monkey Madness - play escort through Zooknock's tunnel. Gulp. I agreed with no idea what to do. Oh in theory, I would run along side him, give him pots and food when needed. Yeah, well, it didn't work out that way. He died twice doing it with me. I feel bad even now and said as much after the second death. He told me it was no problem. Merch logged in hours later and things went slam-bam. She organized people and told me what I should be doing - I would run with Mking and play bodyguard as a monkey. Demsla came with us for a while and I learned you can block the monkey jail guards (gorilla greegrees work best). Demsla logged, so it was me, Merch and Mking. Cougarsrule asked to come along (I must've caught her on a bad day as I quite like her now. PS she has large ninja greegrees that I want). The four of us preped with pots and food. I had 88 purple sweets gathering dust in my bank, so I offered them to Mking since they boost energy by 10% and I think that's what helped the most. Mking was running in rune armor at 65 combat. >.< We made it in the end, with me relaying over Canting Away of our progress - we'd gotten ahead of Merch and Cougs who were supposed to be ahead of us and lure the monkeys. At Zooknock, Mking was distressed; he'd forgotten his gold bar. I said I would tele out, grab on from my bank and tele back. Great, he made the monkey amulet!
For run #2, it was just Merch, Mking and myself. Poor Merch; her computer lagged when she went down the ladder to the tunnel. I had to log as my computer was lagging from the antivirus scan. When I returned, the pair were talking the talisman from the baby monkey. I tried distracting the auntie monkey by asking her on a date, using my impressive gorilla bod to entice her away from the garden. She was a hard sell and gave me the brushoff. Now, to the temple. Mking made it fine, but the gorilla guards blocked me. I made it down, trying to recall what wall he's supposed to use the gold bar on. I checked on Zybez to comfirm it's the wall of flame. Mking mentioned he'd forgotten a ball of wool and Merch tele'd to get one. We made it again, only to have more distress - Mking forgot his monkey remains in the bank. >.< When he was enchanting his gold bar, I'd killed a zombie monkey that was attacking him and picked up its bones. What luck, I thought, and offered to trade. They aren't tradeable! Doh! Mking had to call it a night, so we split up by Zooknock. Merch and I didn't want to have Mking run that fucking tunnel for the umpteenth time, so we both tele'd to Karamja to see if a monkey corpse was tradeable. Sadly, it isn't and I got stuck with a dead monkey in my pack. I tried some ventriloquism with it until 5 people showed up out of nowhere, then dropped it because I'm sure they'd thought I was a total nutjob.
Tomorrow, more MM.
*cries pitiously*
Today went better (so far) as I managed a hunter level without falling asleep. I have no clue why it makes me sleepy, but it does. I was coaxing prickly kebbits into getting their heads smashed by a large boulder held up with a flimsy stick. I tried red chinchompas before and did fall asleep. :P
I visited Miscellania and got my herbs and seeds. I id'ed and made potions, only finding that I fell 8k short of a level. Quickly, I ran through what herbs I had stocked (marrentil and toadflax) and the highest potion I could make with an easy-to-get second ingredient. Agility potions won out, so I went to the gnome stronghold and ripped the legs off 98 toads. Don't worry; the game tells me the poor toads will grow them back. XD
In the middle of my leg gathering, Mking asked me to help him with Monkey Madness - play escort through Zooknock's tunnel. Gulp. I agreed with no idea what to do. Oh in theory, I would run along side him, give him pots and food when needed. Yeah, well, it didn't work out that way. He died twice doing it with me. I feel bad even now and said as much after the second death. He told me it was no problem. Merch logged in hours later and things went slam-bam. She organized people and told me what I should be doing - I would run with Mking and play bodyguard as a monkey. Demsla came with us for a while and I learned you can block the monkey jail guards (gorilla greegrees work best). Demsla logged, so it was me, Merch and Mking. Cougarsrule asked to come along (I must've caught her on a bad day as I quite like her now. PS she has large ninja greegrees that I want). The four of us preped with pots and food. I had 88 purple sweets gathering dust in my bank, so I offered them to Mking since they boost energy by 10% and I think that's what helped the most. Mking was running in rune armor at 65 combat. >.< We made it in the end, with me relaying over Canting Away of our progress - we'd gotten ahead of Merch and Cougs who were supposed to be ahead of us and lure the monkeys. At Zooknock, Mking was distressed; he'd forgotten his gold bar. I said I would tele out, grab on from my bank and tele back. Great, he made the monkey amulet!
For run #2, it was just Merch, Mking and myself. Poor Merch; her computer lagged when she went down the ladder to the tunnel. I had to log as my computer was lagging from the antivirus scan. When I returned, the pair were talking the talisman from the baby monkey. I tried distracting the auntie monkey by asking her on a date, using my impressive gorilla bod to entice her away from the garden. She was a hard sell and gave me the brushoff. Now, to the temple. Mking made it fine, but the gorilla guards blocked me. I made it down, trying to recall what wall he's supposed to use the gold bar on. I checked on Zybez to comfirm it's the wall of flame. Mking mentioned he'd forgotten a ball of wool and Merch tele'd to get one. We made it again, only to have more distress - Mking forgot his monkey remains in the bank. >.< When he was enchanting his gold bar, I'd killed a zombie monkey that was attacking him and picked up its bones. What luck, I thought, and offered to trade. They aren't tradeable! Doh! Mking had to call it a night, so we split up by Zooknock. Merch and I didn't want to have Mking run that fucking tunnel for the umpteenth time, so we both tele'd to Karamja to see if a monkey corpse was tradeable. Sadly, it isn't and I got stuck with a dead monkey in my pack. I tried some ventriloquism with it until 5 people showed up out of nowhere, then dropped it because I'm sure they'd thought I was a total nutjob.
Tomorrow, more MM.
*cries pitiously*
Monday, September 24, 2007
A Simple Thanks
To those players who decided to fight the Zamorak mages, rangers and warriors along the ZMI altar short route yesterday and today:
Thanks.
Yesterday, I began the trek to leveling runecrafting. Really power-leveling tbh, which isn't easy when I normally make runes when I need them. I'd mined over 10k p ess and thought it might be enough for level 75, but it wasn't. I needed to mine another 2k or so. A bit of math here: I carried 3 pouches (small, medium, large) which gave me 41 p ess to craft. I used the Moonclan/Ourainia teleports, meaning I carried astrals and laws with me at all times. My equipment was a mud staff, black d hide body and chaps, mind helm, mind shield, boots of lightness, spottier cape and glory ammy. I gained an average of 700XP per run and kept my pouches fixed about every 1k ess used.
Double chaos is exciting! I sell them for tokkul
54 ess with all 4 pouches. w00tage!
For the other minor goal I have: hunter, prayer, slayer and smithing are left to get to 1M XP each. Smithing is very close. Prayer and hunter will take more time. I'm still on lunar magic (in case Merch gets talked into do DT soon), so I can use NPC Contact for slayer.
Thanks.
Yesterday, I began the trek to leveling runecrafting. Really power-leveling tbh, which isn't easy when I normally make runes when I need them. I'd mined over 10k p ess and thought it might be enough for level 75, but it wasn't. I needed to mine another 2k or so. A bit of math here: I carried 3 pouches (small, medium, large) which gave me 41 p ess to craft. I used the Moonclan/Ourainia teleports, meaning I carried astrals and laws with me at all times. My equipment was a mud staff, black d hide body and chaps, mind helm, mind shield, boots of lightness, spottier cape and glory ammy. I gained an average of 700XP per run and kept my pouches fixed about every 1k ess used.
Double chaos is exciting! I sell them for tokkul
54 ess with all 4 pouches. w00tage!
For the other minor goal I have: hunter, prayer, slayer and smithing are left to get to 1M XP each. Smithing is very close. Prayer and hunter will take more time. I'm still on lunar magic (in case Merch gets talked into do DT soon), so I can use NPC Contact for slayer.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Stop! ZMI Time!
Yesterday and today, I mined pure essence for runecrafting. My goal amount was around 10k or whatever got me to level 79 mining. So, I ended up with 10k+ p ess banked and had to make a decision on what to craft with it. Should I stick with nature runes, which I do need as I only had 2.3k at the time, or risk it all using the new ZMI altar? Well, since I wanted the XP more than the runes, I gambled with the new altar.
Firstly, I traveled to Moonclan island and swapped my regular magic book for Lunar spells. Second, I grabbed my mud staff, pouches, tele runes (50 astral and 50 law), spottier cape, boots of lightness, seal of passage and 43 p ess. World 70, as of this post, is the ZMI altar world. If you want to train runecrafting with a ton of people, this is the place to go.
I started off at level 73 with about 96k XP to level 74 and 10k+ p ess to play with. When I logged off for tonight, I had just under 36k XP to level 74 and 7300+ p ess left. I had to run to the Abyss north of Edgeville to get my pouches repaired and keep making 43 runes per trip. The large pouch starts degrading after 1k ess or so. I'm hoping and praying this will be enough to get me to level 75, so I can use my giant pouch and runecraft at my leisure. I've never been a huge runecraft-for-XP fan; instead making rune as I needed them and trying to keep above the 2k mark for nats, laws and cosmics.
Firstly, I traveled to Moonclan island and swapped my regular magic book for Lunar spells. Second, I grabbed my mud staff, pouches, tele runes (50 astral and 50 law), spottier cape, boots of lightness, seal of passage and 43 p ess. World 70, as of this post, is the ZMI altar world. If you want to train runecrafting with a ton of people, this is the place to go.
I started off at level 73 with about 96k XP to level 74 and 10k+ p ess to play with. When I logged off for tonight, I had just under 36k XP to level 74 and 7300+ p ess left. I had to run to the Abyss north of Edgeville to get my pouches repaired and keep making 43 runes per trip. The large pouch starts degrading after 1k ess or so. I'm hoping and praying this will be enough to get me to level 75, so I can use my giant pouch and runecraft at my leisure. I've never been a huge runecraft-for-XP fan; instead making rune as I needed them and trying to keep above the 2k mark for nats, laws and cosmics.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Sleepy
Thursday, September 20, 2007
If I Could Only Merchant...
I burned shades today and raided tombs. As I was burning, I realized you get firemaking XP along with prayer! XD
The haul from the tombs:
addy spear 31
black spear 17
addy full helm 25
fine cloth 60 (not alched)
power amulet 17
addy skirt 10
rune medium helm 11
mith plate 16
addy kite shield 11
rune sword 8
addy longsword 12
mith skirt 12
death runes 426 (not alched)
black plate 17
swamp paste 3229 (not alched)
gold coins 598,367 (not alched)
addy plate 14
addy spear p 32
rune scimitar 9 (not alched)
addy legs 8
addy baxe 7
addy 2h 8 (not alched)
flametaer hammer 17 (alched 10)
addy warhammer 12
rune chainmail 6
yew logs 62 (fletched to longbows, strung and alched)
magic logs 37 (fletched to longbows, strung and alched)
addy square shield 21 (not alched)
blood runes 256 (not alched)
diamond ring 7
battlestaves 4 (made into air battlestaves and alched)
addy chainmail 5
rune longsword 2
clue scroll 1 (worked until I got coordinates in the Wildy, then dropped)
Unless noted, everything was hi alched for a whopping result of 1,248,982 gold pieces. 8o The addy square shields and addy 2h are needed in a couple clue scrolls and I save them for the odd moment when someone's desperate to buy one. It takes time, but shade burning is definitely worth the trouble. Imagine how much more gold I could've had if I'd been able to sell to other players instead of hi alching.
I mentioned firemaking XP earlier. I checked my XP on a calculator and was only 24,300 XP from level 91, so I burned 180 maple logs and got this:
I alched at the gnome stronghold because I used the spirit trees to see if the one I'm growing on Brimhaven is done yet (it's not). I picked flax and spun it into bow strings for my longbows, noted up and proceeded to alch my heart out. I logged out for a potty break and when I logged back in, this bonehead was blabbering away:
Some of the conversation got cut out as he was wanting to kill himself and I, being the mean bitch, told him to do it so we could have peace and quiet. Boy, he got very worried when I said I was posting this on a fansite!
I think I'm going to do some dangerous things either tonight or tomorrow, such as visit the top floor of the ranging guild and see where the KBD lives.
Yes, I'm avoiding mining rune essence. Can you tell? lol
The haul from the tombs:
addy spear 31
black spear 17
addy full helm 25
fine cloth 60 (not alched)
power amulet 17
addy skirt 10
rune medium helm 11
mith plate 16
addy kite shield 11
rune sword 8
addy longsword 12
mith skirt 12
death runes 426 (not alched)
black plate 17
swamp paste 3229 (not alched)
gold coins 598,367 (not alched)
addy plate 14
addy spear p 32
rune scimitar 9 (not alched)
addy legs 8
addy baxe 7
addy 2h 8 (not alched)
flametaer hammer 17 (alched 10)
addy warhammer 12
rune chainmail 6
yew logs 62 (fletched to longbows, strung and alched)
magic logs 37 (fletched to longbows, strung and alched)
addy square shield 21 (not alched)
blood runes 256 (not alched)
diamond ring 7
battlestaves 4 (made into air battlestaves and alched)
addy chainmail 5
rune longsword 2
clue scroll 1 (worked until I got coordinates in the Wildy, then dropped)
Unless noted, everything was hi alched for a whopping result of 1,248,982 gold pieces. 8o The addy square shields and addy 2h are needed in a couple clue scrolls and I save them for the odd moment when someone's desperate to buy one. It takes time, but shade burning is definitely worth the trouble. Imagine how much more gold I could've had if I'd been able to sell to other players instead of hi alching.
I mentioned firemaking XP earlier. I checked my XP on a calculator and was only 24,300 XP from level 91, so I burned 180 maple logs and got this:
I alched at the gnome stronghold because I used the spirit trees to see if the one I'm growing on Brimhaven is done yet (it's not). I picked flax and spun it into bow strings for my longbows, noted up and proceeded to alch my heart out. I logged out for a potty break and when I logged back in, this bonehead was blabbering away:
Some of the conversation got cut out as he was wanting to kill himself and I, being the mean bitch, told him to do it so we could have peace and quiet. Boy, he got very worried when I said I was posting this on a fansite!
I think I'm going to do some dangerous things either tonight or tomorrow, such as visit the top floor of the ranging guild and see where the KBD lives.
Yes, I'm avoiding mining rune essence. Can you tell? lol
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
My Wheat Thins Tried To Kill Me
Finally, all those shade remains are mine! Mwuhahahaha!!1!!!!shiftone!!11! While dealing death to the undead, I got a defense level.
Also, I was snacking on Wheat Thins out of the box. The stupid crackers kept getting trapped in a fold along the edge of the inner bag. While growling at the box because I'd dumped half of its contents in my lap, my health had gotten shredded down to 10hp. :o I glanced up in time to scarf a monkfish, only to see a shade tart slap me for 10 damage. Grrr...
So, tomorrow it's check my trees first, then hop down to Mort'ton for some pyromania. While I was banking, I got the Drunken Dwarf random. I spoke to him and he gave me the obligatory beer and kebab. I quaffed the beer happily and munched down the kebab. Ugggh. Bad kebab did this:
My crystal shield reverted to seed form this morning. I've been stockpiling arrows, so I really don't need the crystal bow yet. :P
My total level is now 1880. What a nice year.
Also, I was snacking on Wheat Thins out of the box. The stupid crackers kept getting trapped in a fold along the edge of the inner bag. While growling at the box because I'd dumped half of its contents in my lap, my health had gotten shredded down to 10hp. :o I glanced up in time to scarf a monkfish, only to see a shade tart slap me for 10 damage. Grrr...
So, tomorrow it's check my trees first, then hop down to Mort'ton for some pyromania. While I was banking, I got the Drunken Dwarf random. I spoke to him and he gave me the obligatory beer and kebab. I quaffed the beer happily and munched down the kebab. Ugggh. Bad kebab did this:
My crystal shield reverted to seed form this morning. I've been stockpiling arrows, so I really don't need the crystal bow yet. :P
My total level is now 1880. What a nice year.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Altar-native Experience
Wasn't I complaining about a runecrafting mini game not long ago? Eh, maybe it was only in my head. Today marks the first appearance of the Zamorakian Magical Institute (ZMI, though I may call it ZIM on accident). Wander south of Ardy and west of the Kharzard battlefield to where Zamorak monks and red lizards frolic, then follow the path to the chaos altar. Talk to the Zamorak mage and he'll tell you his people found a new altar, but it's unstable. There's a bank (re: guy with big fucking backpack) but it costs 20 runes per access to your account. Here are some pics of what it looks like:
There are 2 ways to the altar: the short way with attacking NPCs and the long way that's skiller friendly. I tried both ways and the shorter route is faster, though more dangerous if you're a lower combat level. I wore spottier cape and boots of lightness with a mud staff and took little or no damage. I think the most I got hit for was 6. Below is a Zamorak mage attacking someone:
In the below pic, I showed what runes the altar gave me. I used the fire runes for banking. Here's the altar itself:
There's a crack in a wall to get to the altar on the safe route. You don't need any agility skill to use it.
The down-lo: use ZMI if you want XP. Use the Abyss or a normal route to your altar of choice if you want cash.
I managed to cut the mage logs (567) for shade burning. Now I get to kill 567 fiyr shades so I have something to burn. All this woodcutting got me within 40k XP of level 90.
There are 2 ways to the altar: the short way with attacking NPCs and the long way that's skiller friendly. I tried both ways and the shorter route is faster, though more dangerous if you're a lower combat level. I wore spottier cape and boots of lightness with a mud staff and took little or no damage. I think the most I got hit for was 6. Below is a Zamorak mage attacking someone:
In the below pic, I showed what runes the altar gave me. I used the fire runes for banking. Here's the altar itself:
There's a crack in a wall to get to the altar on the safe route. You don't need any agility skill to use it.
The down-lo: use ZMI if you want XP. Use the Abyss or a normal route to your altar of choice if you want cash.
I managed to cut the mage logs (567) for shade burning. Now I get to kill 567 fiyr shades so I have something to burn. All this woodcutting got me within 40k XP of level 90.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Hey, Hey
I started the day off nicely by getting dragon scale from Taverly dungeon and grinding each one to a powder. Then I had to do some IRL stuff. I came back, not really wanting to restock seconds anymore. So, I got this brilliant idea to make the monkey greegrees I don't have, except for the large ninja one as it's a bit close to lure him out vs. getting caught. I killed a bearded monkey guard which wasn't hard at all. Next, I killed a large zombie monkey below the temple. Damn, their bones are tiny! Egghebrecht had casually mentioned a few days ago about whether you could make a greegrees from the monkey bones of the monkeys on Mos le Harmless. Here's a learning experience that I could pass on to future players, so I killed the monkey after it refused to share the whereabouts of "special bananas".
I'd been hanging on Merch's chat and mentioned I was going to brave Zooknock's tunnel again. Merch was standing at the ladder down when I got there after buying 2 more talismen; she as a gorilla and myself as a zombie monkey. Tip: zombie monkeys don't run. XD Happily, the only damage I was taking was from traps and poison. Those super energy and prayer pots I brought were a waste. I made my greegrees. BTW, the Mos le Harmless monkey becomes a Karamja monkey as a greegrees and you can have more than 1 greegrees type as I now have 3 Karamja monkey ones. :P
I built on the Mort'ton temple just to get rid of the timbers and limestone bricks in my bank. It was very quiet there tonight, a rare thing.
Okay, back to gathering seconds.
But wait! Merch doesn't have red dhide for ranging armor. I thought about making her a set for her bday a few weeks ago, but she said she was buying a set off Whiskas, but Whiskas hasn't been heard from for a while. I geared up for melee and set out for the deadly Brimhaven dungeon. My first foray to killing red dragons went extremely well; I was to the point of what should I drop to make room for the hides and bones. Great, I'd gotten 10 hides and bones my first time. My second trip wasn't as fruitful. Only 3 hides and bones using the same inventory as the other time. :/ Ah well, it's okay as that's 2 sets of full red dhide and a pair of vambs for me to alch.
Now, back to getting seconds.
Not! I could pop over to my PoH and use these bones on my gilded altar! And I could make those Zamorak brews with the Greenman's ale keg I have in my kitchen. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I found out you can eat jangerberries. XD At least they aren't poisonous!
I use the Kharyll teleport in my PoH and start getting Mort Myre fungi. I get a giggle when I leave the swamp: You happily skip out of Mort Myre. :) Tele to Ardy and kill some newtroosts and spidines for newt eyes and red spider eggs. I logged out after setting myself up on Miscellania with the hopes that I'll go back to Ardy and finish getting those spider eggs.
I'd been hanging on Merch's chat and mentioned I was going to brave Zooknock's tunnel again. Merch was standing at the ladder down when I got there after buying 2 more talismen; she as a gorilla and myself as a zombie monkey. Tip: zombie monkeys don't run. XD Happily, the only damage I was taking was from traps and poison. Those super energy and prayer pots I brought were a waste. I made my greegrees. BTW, the Mos le Harmless monkey becomes a Karamja monkey as a greegrees and you can have more than 1 greegrees type as I now have 3 Karamja monkey ones. :P
I built on the Mort'ton temple just to get rid of the timbers and limestone bricks in my bank. It was very quiet there tonight, a rare thing.
Okay, back to gathering seconds.
But wait! Merch doesn't have red dhide for ranging armor. I thought about making her a set for her bday a few weeks ago, but she said she was buying a set off Whiskas, but Whiskas hasn't been heard from for a while. I geared up for melee and set out for the deadly Brimhaven dungeon. My first foray to killing red dragons went extremely well; I was to the point of what should I drop to make room for the hides and bones. Great, I'd gotten 10 hides and bones my first time. My second trip wasn't as fruitful. Only 3 hides and bones using the same inventory as the other time. :/ Ah well, it's okay as that's 2 sets of full red dhide and a pair of vambs for me to alch.
Now, back to getting seconds.
Not! I could pop over to my PoH and use these bones on my gilded altar! And I could make those Zamorak brews with the Greenman's ale keg I have in my kitchen. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I found out you can eat jangerberries. XD At least they aren't poisonous!
I use the Kharyll teleport in my PoH and start getting Mort Myre fungi. I get a giggle when I leave the swamp: You happily skip out of Mort Myre. :) Tele to Ardy and kill some newtroosts and spidines for newt eyes and red spider eggs. I logged out after setting myself up on Miscellania with the hopes that I'll go back to Ardy and finish getting those spider eggs.
If You Build It, They Will Come
I checked on my fruit trees, then hit Miscellainia to see what they had for me. Oh, many herbs and more seeds! I managed to get halfway to 78 herblore with 66k+ to go. I have more trees to farm and finished the night by planting the last wood trees - maples. I also got another spirit seed which I'll plant when the one that's growing now is done growing. :P
Now, I'm low on seconds and vials for potions. Getting the seconds isn't too hard, mostly running around or a bit of combat at Creature Creation. Vials I could either make or buy, so I checked Taverly first. Only 11 in stock. Did I want to tap dance around rock crabs to get seaweed? Uh not really. Alternatively, I could do something that would help train crafting, woodcutting, combat, firemaking and prayer and get me more money. Yes, shade burning time again! Firstly, I got the oil I wanted for 546 burnings, then got limestone and timber for building the temple. It took me about 4 hours to make all that olive oil sacred, but I did it. I was frustrated though since it seemed people were conspiring to keep me from straight-out clicking on the sacred flame. I resorted to right clicking and sorting through names which too longer. Someone asked, "Why do you people do this?" Many answers popped up - crafting XP, it's fun, shade burning, but this took the cake:
XD
I peeked into Merch's chat channel Canting Away. It was all right; not what I expected since there weren't a ton of people on. I will say that Cougar came off as whiny and manipulative: she kept asking for help while doing Regicide, but refused to stay in one spot; she kept getting lost and wouldn't stay put until someone could help in game; she complained about being sick and couldn't understand that not eating does that sometimes. I know she's Merch's friend and all, but I so wanted to bitch slap her through the monitor. :S
Tomorrow: second gathering and magic tree cutting.
Now, I'm low on seconds and vials for potions. Getting the seconds isn't too hard, mostly running around or a bit of combat at Creature Creation. Vials I could either make or buy, so I checked Taverly first. Only 11 in stock. Did I want to tap dance around rock crabs to get seaweed? Uh not really. Alternatively, I could do something that would help train crafting, woodcutting, combat, firemaking and prayer and get me more money. Yes, shade burning time again! Firstly, I got the oil I wanted for 546 burnings, then got limestone and timber for building the temple. It took me about 4 hours to make all that olive oil sacred, but I did it. I was frustrated though since it seemed people were conspiring to keep me from straight-out clicking on the sacred flame. I resorted to right clicking and sorting through names which too longer. Someone asked, "Why do you people do this?" Many answers popped up - crafting XP, it's fun, shade burning, but this took the cake:
XD
I peeked into Merch's chat channel Canting Away. It was all right; not what I expected since there weren't a ton of people on. I will say that Cougar came off as whiny and manipulative: she kept asking for help while doing Regicide, but refused to stay in one spot; she kept getting lost and wouldn't stay put until someone could help in game; she complained about being sick and couldn't understand that not eating does that sometimes. I know she's Merch's friend and all, but I so wanted to bitch slap her through the monitor. :S
Tomorrow: second gathering and magic tree cutting.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Last Level For The Night
More Levels Than You Can Shake A Stick At
To begin, I saved up all my news for 3 days for today.
Thursday: Woodcutting and fletching
I cut down the magic logs and made longbows out of them, then alched them.
Friday: Thieving and Farming
I decided to plant a jangerberry bush so I can have the berries for making Zamorak potions when I get 78 herblore. I have some nice torstol saved and I thought it would be better to be prepared than have to run around in circles on the ogre island south of Yanille (the island with the rope swing). As any good person should, I tele'd to Ardougne and held the master farmer up with my pretty black flowers until he gave me the seeds I wanted. :P I really needed more watermelons because I only had 20 banked! :o Anyway, I got what I needed and more, so I farmed and even went as far as using the allotment between Canifis and Port Phasmatys for strawberries and limpwurt root. Yes, after the VAD, I'm keeping ahold of these so I won't get caught short (again). Curiosity had me wearing my crystal shield while I thieved as I wondered if getting caught (yes, even level 99 thieves get caught) would degrade it. Surprise! It does!
Saturday (today): The Slayer
I've been close to leveling my melee skills for a while and, instead of putting it off, I talked to Vannakka for some assignments. Apparently, Turael will have to talk to him, too, as he kept giving me abberant spectres, sea snakes, kurask and crocodiles. What happened to the fire giants and harpie bug swarms you use to load on me? *sigh* I did get werewolves and locked myself in the general store with a couple, who kept opening the door. Then, this little guy flew in and hung out for 5 minutes.
Finally, an assignment I like!
Headless piggies!
Different piggies!
Now to kalaphites for:
Well, I thought about a short term goal and came up with one. I'm going to get these skills - runecrafting, prayer, slayer, hunter, agility and smithing - over 1M XP. Prayer is so lagging behind and I'm being lazy about getting bones. I'm thinking about checking out these skeletal wyverns and stocking up on baby dragon bones.
Thursday: Woodcutting and fletching
I cut down the magic logs and made longbows out of them, then alched them.
Friday: Thieving and Farming
I decided to plant a jangerberry bush so I can have the berries for making Zamorak potions when I get 78 herblore. I have some nice torstol saved and I thought it would be better to be prepared than have to run around in circles on the ogre island south of Yanille (the island with the rope swing). As any good person should, I tele'd to Ardougne and held the master farmer up with my pretty black flowers until he gave me the seeds I wanted. :P I really needed more watermelons because I only had 20 banked! :o Anyway, I got what I needed and more, so I farmed and even went as far as using the allotment between Canifis and Port Phasmatys for strawberries and limpwurt root. Yes, after the VAD, I'm keeping ahold of these so I won't get caught short (again). Curiosity had me wearing my crystal shield while I thieved as I wondered if getting caught (yes, even level 99 thieves get caught) would degrade it. Surprise! It does!
Saturday (today): The Slayer
I've been close to leveling my melee skills for a while and, instead of putting it off, I talked to Vannakka for some assignments. Apparently, Turael will have to talk to him, too, as he kept giving me abberant spectres, sea snakes, kurask and crocodiles. What happened to the fire giants and harpie bug swarms you use to load on me? *sigh* I did get werewolves and locked myself in the general store with a couple, who kept opening the door. Then, this little guy flew in and hung out for 5 minutes.
Finally, an assignment I like!
Headless piggies!
Different piggies!
Now to kalaphites for:
Well, I thought about a short term goal and came up with one. I'm going to get these skills - runecrafting, prayer, slayer, hunter, agility and smithing - over 1M XP. Prayer is so lagging behind and I'm being lazy about getting bones. I'm thinking about checking out these skeletal wyverns and stocking up on baby dragon bones.
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